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Below are the 3 parts of the fight that my friend and I had in our math class during our sophomore year. We were bored in the class and started the fight while everybody else watched a movie about global warming. Since we had to keep quiet, we wrote on paper, and it took up to 4 pieces of paper. Hope you guys will enjoy it ^_^.

PART 1
Okay so my friend, Tomo, and I battled on myspace to see who is better, Nicholas or Wallace (the actors) and yeah here's how it goes when we did it in math class: [[characters are: Yomi (Nicholas lover, another nick name for Tieu Ngoc - Little Pearl), Tomo (Wallace lover), Taim (Tomo's boyfriend who she loves truly), and Linda(she just happened to write down what she thought)]]

Tomo writes: No! ;-; Don't tell Taim, he will get jealous!!!
Yomi writes: That's y I said I have a secret weapon hahahaha
Tomo writes: Taim is the secret weapon? NO! Fine den! I still win!
Yomi writes: Taim is not my secret weapon, I have other secret weapons hahahaha
Tomo writes: Oh ok =) I still win =) weeheehee I have secret weapons too! MweheeheeheeX.X Are you gonna eat cake today? At beaubien's class?
Yomi writes:Not sure.......Yeh right, you don't have any secret weapons hahaha NICHOLAS WIN
Tomo writes: *pushes button* GAME OVER WALLACE WIN. you loose! haha! --[[Tomo draws a small box with a cute pic of a miniature Wallace and writes the words *game over* "Wallace wins! the pic of wallace is happy and he is saying yay!]]-- --[[Yomi scribbles out the words wallace and replaces it with Nicholas and erases the other Wallace words then writes:]]--
Yomi writes: Nicholas wins! YAY, NIC WINS, LALALALA GO NIC! --[[Tomo draws a sad face]]--
Tomo writes: Dat wasn't Nic, it was Wall! I drew Wall! This is Wall: --[[draws a hott pic of Wallace]]-- This is Nic: --[[draws an ugly Nic with big nostrils and puckered lips and messy spiky hair]]--
Tomo writes: WALLACE WINS!
Yomi writes: you DRAW NIC so UGLY Tomo writes: He's a m..)
Yomi writes:NIC IS NOT. WALLACE IS A BANANA. --[[Tomo draws an arrow to show yomi to go to the other page]]--
tomo writes:so it's like: Wall: --[[draws a pic of a small cute banana with a smile]]-- Nic: --[[draws a monkey with wider lips and bigger eyes and bigger nostrils, then she draws the Monkey Nic eating the Banana Wallace]]--
Tomo writes: eat! No! I have to save Wallace!
Yomi writes: NOW, YOU DRAW NIC WORSE, OK I WILL SAVE NIC FROM GETTING KILL BY U *punch u in the face* --[[Tomo draws a face with a tooth being spit out and a black-eye, then draws a funny face with tightly closed eyes]]
Tomo writes: *bites Nic* ha! I gave him rabies =)
Yomi writes: *EVIL LAUGH* Finally I SAVE NIC hehehehe. Still Wallace has been eaten.
Tomo writes: No! Nic pooped him out! And I bite Nic and give him rabies again =) Nic is too sick to fight now! --[[Tomo draws a picture of the monkey Nic and shows him sick and in bed with a thermometer in his mouth.]]--
Yomi writes: *says to Nic* "Don't worry, I'll give you the medicine" Nic takes the medicine and now he is full of power and strength but Wallace is just a banana and has been chew.
Tomo writes: *makes potion to turn Wallace into a dinosaur* Muwahahahaha Now he is big & strong! like this: --[[tomo draws a picture of Wallace's dinosaur face]]-- Rawr! *bites Nic* HAHA!
Yomi writes: I will use that poison to kill that dinosaur.
Tomo writes: *gives Wall antidote! HA!* *stabs Nic!* ha ha *Wall chew on Nic* haha! I win! >>Linda jumps in<< Linda writes:Wall turn ugly. Lol Nic and Wall reads this they sey..."oh my buddah WTF***"
This concludes part 1

PART 2
Yomi writes: u can't help Wallace if I kill you first right?>.< Tomo writes: *stabs you* ha! I killed you first! XD (jk)
Yomi writes: Nope I already killed you. You can't be alive to kill me b/c I killed u w/a gun *hahahaha*
Tomo writes: *haunts Nic* bwahahahahaha I'll give Nic Nightmares 4 the rest of his life!!! and I'll haunt you too! --[[draws a pic of a ghostly tomo saying boo and a cute stick figure yomi in the corner all tiny and scared eyes]]--
Yomi writes: U can't give me a nightmare cux I have a strong soul.
Tomo writes: fine *takes Nic's soul* ha! Bwahahahaha I haunt Nic =)
Yomi writes: *Use my soul to get Nic's soul back*. I use the ying yang thing 2 destroy u completely. =P
Tomo writes: *possess Wallace* ha! I kill Nic now! *stabs Nic & he dies* ha! *kills yomi* now you too are both in heaven and away from me & MY Wallace! Ha!
Yomi writes: Oh no I get 1000 lives and I give 1/2 2 MY Nic and now we both have 499 lives left, but u & Wallace are done!
Tomo writes: No Wallace & I have both infinite lives so ha! *kills Nic & you 499 times each* haha! Now you have no power! *puts your souls into bottles* now you cant escape! --[[Tomo draws two bottles with caps and souls in them then writes yomi and Nic and points arrows at the bottles]]--
Yomi writes: u don't know the bottle contain magic water. We drank it and now we are immortal Yomi & NIC hahaha. Wow, I feel this battle will never end.
Tomo writes: *eats mermaid flesh* *Wall eats mermaid flesh* haha! Now we too are immortal and also have infinite lives! But we can chop off your heads and you wont be immortal anymore! *chops off your heads!* ha! we win!
Yomi writes: *put our heads back where they belong* Now chop your head & take Wallace w/me- Wallace agrees 2 go w/me to, so you LOOSE.
Tomo writes: *Nic wants to go with me* *takes Wallace back* Wallace loves me! so ha! Nic only likes you! so I win =)
Yomi writes: Wallace only LIKES u, Nic & him love me. They met me 1st & besides Wallace figure out the he loves me more and u already have Taim.
Tomo writes: I have taim, I know =) But you break Wallace's heart because you love Nic more! So Wallace comes back to me and realizes that he loves me all along.
Yomi writes: Nuh uh, Wallace is a big person. He knows that I pay a lot of attention to him and Now it's Nic's turn. They take turns u know. Nic knows I love Wallace and Wallace knows I love Nic too. They are big people. Besides Wallace met me a long time ago. And he had a lot of my love and attention so he agrees that I should spend time w/Nic and give him as much attention as I gave him.
Tomo writes: *clones Wallace* ha! now there are two Wallace's and I have one! Ha! Plus then if you give Nic all the attention I can have wallace so ha!
This concludes part 2

PART 3
Yomi writes: But Wallace tolD me to do that.
Tomo writes: Wallace told you? Then that means Wallace is mine when you leave! Yay! Mine! *kidnaps Wallace*
Yomi writes: Still, Wallace always come and rescue me. He told me no matter what he's still gonna be MINE. Anyway, he said he feels uncool & unfair if i give him more attention then NIC
Tomo writes: I already cloned Wallace so ha! I have Wallace and-- *clones Nic* I have a Nic too!
Yomi writes: They are just clones, they can't love you as much as the real one, and they only follow what you said. That's not love.
Tomo writes: No because when I clone them I clone their love =) and their soul.
Yomi writes: U can't do that. Even if u can, they will be someone else later on (wen they meet another female clones)
Tomo writes: No!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Fine I admit I loose! I have Taim who loves me truly!!! XD T-T

Hope you guys have a lot of fun when reading this. Yes, we are such weirdos. Hahahahahahahhaha